0
Episodes of Parks and Rec Watched
3
Cars totaled
127
Albums Owned
14
Years Playing Guitar
21
Creamies Eaten In One Sitting
Jeff is a byproduct of the 80’s. His life has been a non-stop arena rock concert full of Panamas, Hysterias and Juke Box Heroes that have made his life the Thriller that it is today. Jeff loves soccer and is undeniably loyal to Puma brand cleats. Besides being a total metalcore junkie, Jeff enjoys eating vegan food, pretending to longboard and tinkering with Garageband. He has been dubbed Shredder by his friends for his ability on the guitar and Ariana Grande’s music just might be his not-so-secret paramour. He believes that writing will save the world and that words are the only way to accomplish the impossible.
